Daily chart: Everything you need to know about UFOs
On July 2nd avid watchers of the skies celebrate World UFO day.The National UFO Reporting Centre, a non-profit, has catalogued almost 90,000 reported sightings of UFOs, mostly in America, since 1974. It turns out that aliens are considerate: they seldom disturb earthlings during working or sleeping hours. Rather, they tend to arrive in the evening, especially on Fridays, when folks are sitting on the front porch nursing their fourth beer.
This fella wiggling at the zoo
1) You can’t stop talking about team Barcelona.
3) Uncontrollable diarrhea.
5) Constant shitting.
6) You can’t stop shitting.
7) Violent spasms of shit.
8) From your butt.
9) An intense “pooping” sensation from your butt accompanied by actual poop.
10) Yelling at those refs.